This is the world’s smallest dog. When it was born, the owner thought it was a piece of placenta until it started moving
No lie. Omg. It fuckin squeaks.
I am looking at the soda can on my desk… and cannot even imagine a tiny puppy trotting around like that beside it.
I have never heard my voice go as high as it just did when I said “OH MY GODDDDDD”
n o p e
i’m sorry but this is the greatest thing you’ll see all day
|My mom:||(Bursting into my room without knocking like a heard of rhinos or me at a 60% off sale at Maurice's) Do you have a metal coat hanger I can take apart? (Continues to rummage through my closet without any permission)|
|Me:||Why? do you need an abortion? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA|
|My Mom:||(Grabbing a coat hanger, continuing to exit without making eye contact) (Extremely serious) I did, but here you are. (Closes door)|
|Me:||(The face of Cancer)|